Rub on This! Her Poodle - when it wasn't down at the corner - was always in the kitchen having sex. Gex! Spork! Now, I'm not prejudiced, but I've been around the corner a time or two and I think I know what makes the world go 'round. RUB ON THIS! There are two things that people tell me about when they are down at the mouth, and one of them was her Poodle. It was always sort of HANGING OUT at the corner or in the kitchen, and yes! You guessed it; it was also always just having sex. That Poodle! Don't know how he did it. Not ham or Bacon or a Hot Dog, No! Rub on THIS! It was sex. SEX! Gex! SPORK!