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 In recognition of unparalleled mountains of verbal garbage,
and millions of wasted dollars spent promoting nothing more than their own
sense of grandiose pomposity, this year's (1966) award goes to the entire
United States Government. Never have so few done so little at such great
expense! Yes, we can finally see that the emperor indeed is naked. Our government
has failed to clothe it's inflated sense of self importance
with actual deeds. Nothing at all has been accomplished, and it has been
done with such pomp and circumstance that, indeed, most of the actual participants
seem to be convinced that they were doing something useful for the country.
So, to both parties, and especially to the two men who waged such a long
and difficult camapaign about nothing, we present the 1996 Poodle Grande
Award! Conragtulations. |
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